(different political parties will be singing different parts, they are separated by colons)

Original lyrics by Queen 1

Original lyrics by Queen 2

Other political parodies:

Georgy Bush - sung to the tune of "Hey there, Georgy Girl..."

We are ... we say - 2000 Democratic National Convention Song sung to the tune of Neil Diamond's "I am, I said."

They're Coming to Philadelphia - 2000 Republican National Convention Song sung to the tune of Neil Diamond's America

Related diary entries:

Gore vs Bush

Running for President

Banana Republic

Electoral Rhapsody 2000

sung to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen

by Kevin Dunlap

Independents:

Is this the real life

Is this a fantasy

Caught in a tie now

Just a boost towards reality

Open your eyes

Look at those two guys and see

No one is worthy to be our President

Cause they're easy come, easy go

One's a drunk, one's real slow

Any way the ballot goes doesn't really matter

to me, to me

Florida Elder:

Clinton, just voted then

Don't know who I voted for

Was it Buchanon or Gore

Clinton, life's about to end

Don't know if I'm democrat or republican

Clinton, ooh

Didn't mean to make you cry

I'll vote the way you want me to next time

So carry on, carry on

Cause it's only four more years now

Too late, my time is up

Send shivers down my spine

Al Gore was so hard to find

Don't cry everybody, I feel your pain

We should've got the chance to vote for McCain

Clinton, ooh (Any way the ballot goes)

Why'd you have to go

I sometimes wish I'd never voted at all

Florida:

I see a little silhouetto of a man

W, W, Bush is really upset now

Thunderbolts and lightning

Florida is frightening me

(Need a recount) Need a recount

Need a recount don't you know

Let us revo-o-o-o-ote

Alien:

I'm just an alien, nobody loves me

Democrats:

He's just an alien, from a poor country

Please let him vote, vote democraticly

Alien:

I'll vote for Hillary, will you let me vote

Government:

H. Clinton, NO! We will not let you vote

Democrats:

Let him vote!

Government:

H. Clinton, we will not let you vote

Democrats:

Let him vote!

Government:

H. Clinton, we will not let you vote

Democrats:

Let him vote!

Government:

We will not let you vote

Democrats:

Let him vote!

Government:

We will not let you vote

Dem:

Let him vo-o-o-ote!

Government:

No, no, no, no, no, no, no

Democrats:

Oh mamamia, mamamia, mamamia let him vote

Alien:

Gore/Leiberman has a ballot put aside

for me, for me, for me

Republicans:

So we win and you call just to let us know

They you retract when you call in an hour or so

Oh, Gore, Can't do this to us, Gore

Just got to win, just got to win Florida

Independents:

Oooh, yeah

No one really wants them

Anyone can see

None are really winners

to me

(Any way the ballot goes)