The Ballad of Osama
Parody by: Robert J. Pagliaro
Original: "The Ballad of Jed Clampett" by Paul Henning
Come and listen to a story bout O-sa-ma Bin
Saudi millionaire who thought terror wasnt sin
An then one day with the blessing of Iraq
Osama Bin Laden ordered an attack
Hijacks, that is. New York, Terror style.
Well the next thing you know our bombs were in the air,
Qaida folk said "Bin move away from there"
Said "New York is the place you ought to be"
So he loaded up the camel and moved to NYC.
Apple, that is. Sinnin fools, girlie bars.
George Dubya kept on bombing, just wouldnt stop the war
And now that little country isnt anymore
Lots of folks defected due east to Pakistan
And barbers made a killing without the Taliban
Beards, that is. Shaving cream, razor blades
And while its true we just dont know where O-la-den has been.
Some say he drives a taxi, perhaps one you were in.
You're all invited out to view his old locality
In case you didnt hear it, its now a deep blue sea
Afghan Sea, that is. Have a swim, Take your Burka off
Yall come back, hear.