Why did the chicken cross the road?

Contributed by Billy Tan of Malaysia

MR. SPOCK:
"This is illogical! There is no scientific basis for its crossing."

HUMPHREY BOGART:
"Here's looking at you, chick!"

LENNON & MCCARTNEY:
"Something in the way she moves attracts me like no other lover...."

SWEET CHARITY:
"To go over to the Big Spender."

MICHAEL JACKSON (THE BIG SPENDER):
"Beat it!"

KENNY ROGERS:
"Finally - we have a defection from KFC!"

JOHN F. KENNEDY:
"It is a giant step for all chickenkind."

ABRAHAM LINCOLN:
"Four chickens and twenty eggs ago...."

FIDEL CASTRO:
"It is a revolutionary move to save the State from its own perils."

SUN TZU:
"This is a tactical deployment of chicken forces to gain strategic
advantage within the enemy terrain."

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE:
"Chicken, oh chicken...wherefore art thou? Whyeth thou crosseth the road?"

ROBERT FROST:
"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood...and the chicken - the chicken crossed
the one less trodden upon, and that has made all the difference."

ISAAC NEWTON:
"It is the law of chicken reaction - for every chicken that crosses over to
the
other side, there must be an equal and opposite crossing back to this side."

Contributed by my friend Dragoncita

Allow me to add a few of my own:

CONFUCIUS:
He who crosses the road with his head in the sky will step on dog poo. The chicken who crosses the road will be poo-free.

THE ECONOMIST:
To run away from the fox. Or to chase the worm. Or both. It's a food chain, after all.

PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

DR. SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die. In the rain.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX:
It was a historical inevitability.

SADDAM HUSSEIN:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

RONALD REAGAN:
What chicken?

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

FOX MULDER:
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?

FREUD:
The fact that you are at all concerned about the chicken crossing the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken 99, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken please?

GEORGE W. BUSH:
I don't think I should have to answer that question.

LOUIS FARRAKHAN:
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.

THE BIBLE:
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road" And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

ACCOUNTANT:
So he could claim the extra mileage deduction.

CONSULTANT:
So he could cross back again later and charge the client for doing a transportation survey.

COLONEL SANDERS:
I missed one?