Why did the chicken cross the road?
Contributed by Billy Tan of Malaysia
"This is illogical! There is no scientific basis for its crossing."
"Here's looking at you, chick!"
LENNON & MCCARTNEY:
"Something in the way she moves attracts me like no other lover...."
"To go over to the Big Spender."
MICHAEL JACKSON (THE BIG SPENDER):
"Finally - we have a defection from KFC!"
JOHN F. KENNEDY:
"It is a giant step for all chickenkind."
"Four chickens and twenty eggs ago...."
"It is a revolutionary move to save the State from its own perils."
"This is a tactical deployment of chicken forces to gain strategic
advantage within the enemy terrain."
"Chicken, oh chicken...wherefore art thou? Whyeth thou crosseth the
"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood...and the chicken - the chicken
the one less trodden upon, and that has made all the difference."
"It is the law of chicken reaction - for every chicken that crosses
other side, there must be an equal and opposite crossing back to this
Contributed by my friend Dragoncita
Allow me to add a few of my own:
He who crosses the road with his head in the sky will step on dog poo.
The chicken who crosses the road will be poo-free.
To run away from the fox. Or to chase the worm. Or both. It's a food
chain, after all.
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The
chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!
To die. In the rain.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without
having their motives called into question.
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told
us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
It was a historical inevitability.
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in
dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have
to cross before you believe it?
The fact that you are at all concerned about the chicken crossing the
road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
I have just released eChicken 99, which will not only cross roads, but
will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook
and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken?
Could you define chicken please?
GEORGE W. BUSH:
I don't think I should have to answer that question.
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed
the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou
shalt cross the road" And the chicken crossed the road, and there was
So he could claim the extra mileage deduction.
So he could cross back again later and charge the client for doing a transportation
I missed one?